Better safe than Sacrilegious

I came across this jesus fish and I remember telling someone that I didn't know if it was right to eat it....  or not. I mean, it has jesus written on it.

I think I got my answer today - and it was "NO!" Don't eat the jesus fish!!  - cause I found it in storage with all my seasonal decorations. I can't believe it's not all melted and moldy - given it's been in there since... what... March? April? And it lasted through a super hot summer.

Makes you wonder huh?

I'm not religious, but I do feel better for not eating it.