I hate getting facebook requests like this

Obvious FAIL at playing Facebook spy

Anytime you see this you should be rest assured that it's some loser out there trying to spy on you via facebook. The telling signs are 1) no photo 2) no friends 3) no activity 4) you seem to be the first person they befriended 5) no info 6) an obviously made up stripper name and of course, the biggest duh of them all, 7) they just joined 44 minutes ago.

Look... I get it. I'm an interesting person and although this blog pretty much tells everyone everything that I've been doing - you still want to know more about me. I understand. If I were you, I'd want to friend me too. But seriously folks. Don't be such an obvious tool about it.

Just send me a real friend request from a real account and if I like you - I'll add you! Geesh!  (And yes.. this was honestly sent to me today.)

Armatures.