F%ck Miracle of Whatever Street.
Frosty is a tragic tale that makes children cry.
Polar Express is boring.
Charlie Brown isn't as adorable as it used to be.
And Elf isn't #1... it's #2. Sorry Will Ferrell.
It's this show. This show is #1. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation rules grand supreme. And here's a few more clips and pics.
Why is this so funny?? Because this is me. I am Clark.
I plan these big family gatherings and have the highest of expectations.
I expect things to be perfect. Memorable. Amazing and journal-entry worthy.
But they all go to shit. Much like the photo above. The cousin pumping raw sewage into a storm sewer. THIS could actually happen in my family!!
They kidnap the boss... the boss is a jerk. Therefore the moral is - it's okay to commit felonies on Christmas if your boss stiffs you. It's so heartwarming! Take that Raphie and his BB gun (which, by the way, is #3 of my official list of holiday movies.).
Eddie would be my uncle. I will not say which uncle, but he is on my mothers's side.
