A Y2K it was not

 Luckily... the whole Mayan apocalypse didn't happen. Yes it was great for movies, but as in most cases, in real life -- it was uneventful, boring and untrue. Good thing I didn't waste $29 of my hard-earned bucks on a Siberian end-of-the-world survival kit. I need far more than a rope, a tablet. a can of fish, and some soap and other so-called essentials.... like toilet paper and a gun. Just sayin...

I'm not sure why so many people want the world to end. All the Y2Kers, preachers with their doom and gloom and those 2012 documentations. I mean come on!

But, if you're addicted to drama and melancholy, don't fret. There's another prediction out there that in 2018 Jesus is coming back and, I guess, he's going to blow the planet up or something. I don't know. I really didn't catch what he's actually going to do. But Jesus is the cause of it. I do know that.

Seem too soon? You got a 10 year life plan rather than a 5 and need more time? Well, Jeane Dixon said it's gonna happen in 2020. And some scientists say we got till 22,000,000,000... which is PLENTY of time for you (and all your reincarnated selves - if you so believe) to get everything checked off your bucket list!!

Yea!!!!

And ya know... with all the hoopla given about the 21st - I really expected some kind of big universal party.. Or, at the very least, a Black Friday-ish type blowout sale at Walmart. That's something I would of actually fallen for.